DBZ Dateable Saga Part 1

We mentioned we were nerds, right? And what kind of nerds would we be if we didn't like Dragon Ball Z? So, here is our take on the characters in this epic show full of battles and screaming.
Of course, we must start with our hero. Goku...

We found Goku to be... UNDATEABLE.
Why? You may ask. Well, there's a plethora of reasons.  He is a horrible father. Remember that time he told Gohan they would go fishing together before fighting Vegeta? And then they didn't go fishing together for like 4 or 5 years? Yeah, lame. So, that's strike number one. He's always leaving his family alone.  Always. We understand that he has to go fight things, and that is  noble, in fact we will even count that as a point of dateability, however, leaving his wife and only child for years at a time is unacceptable.
He always tardy to the party… so to speak. He is either dead, healing, traveling, or training when people need him and are dying, yo! Be there on time! Yes, he arrives and worries about the people who are in the slow, painful process of death before fighting the current enemy, but he probably could have prevented that by COMING SOONER. Strike number two.
He's pretty annoying, all he does is eat and fight.  He doesn’t know his own strength so be prepared to get chucked through a window, through a tree, and into a dirt pile ( Just ask Chi Chi).  He won't listen to any one's advice.  If he feels like doing it, he will, without considering the consequences to himself or anyone else. Also, where any of these may apply to other characters, they aren't supposed to be the super cool epic hero of the show, as opposed this this fellow...
Now, BE AMAZED AT OUR AMAZING PIE CHART!!!!

Obviously, the undateability is greater than the dateability. Not that Goku isn't a nice guy, but he just isn't boyfriend material.

ON TO THE NEXT ONE!!

Alright, my sweet little cupcakes, our next contender is the caped crusader: Piccolo!

We found Piccolo to be.... DATEABLE.

Let's face it, he's pretty super cool. He is green, and basically raises Gohan by himself. He's like a single mom or something, but totally awesome! (not that single moms aren't totally awesome, but how many single  moms do YOU know that can shoot lasers from their eyes? Exactly.) Whenever, I repeat, WHENEVER Gohan is in trouble and about to die, Piccolo is there to beat the crap out of somebody. It's true, he was pretty harsh on Gohan, and may seem anti social, but deep down, he's really a softy. He is from an alien race, like all the main characters in this series (pretty much) however his race doesn't have genders.... soo..... either way go for it. Back in Dragon Ball, he was known for his one liners, so we already know he's a funny guy, and when his tough guy facade get broken by something (usually Goku's stupidity) it's rather amusing.


SHOCK AND DISBELIEF!! ANOTHER PIE CHART!!!!!

 He's loyal. He's epic. He's green. He has a cape. 'nuff said.


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