WLIIA?

Now honeycakes, I realize that you might be confused by the title of this post. Remember the lovable show "Whose Line is it Anyway?"? Bet you never considered dating one of 'em, huh? I sure hadn't... until this blog. But I now realize that old, funny, balding men need lovin' too, and you could be the one to give it to them. We will begin our search with Drew Carey. Here's a picture of him when he wasn't so old.

We found Drew to be....QUESTIONABLE

Yep, believe or not, that is Drew Carey. He was born and raised in the midwest, Ohio to be exact. Just had to give a shoutout to my home...region? Did you know he was in the Marine Corps Reserves? So maybe this dude could protect you or something. He only went to the marines after he was expelled out of college...twice. But college isn't for everyone, he's pretty successful without a degree. This man could make you laugh, but could he feed you? I don't know. Probably, seeing as how he has a new show like every three freaking years... nope whose line was definately the best of the best... I'm not trying to be judgmental but he isn't that good looking. Which honestly doesn't matter that much in real life, but speaking hypethically, that is the deciding factor. Also did you hear that laugh? I'm sorry, but it sounds like this annoying kid I know from high school... He-yah he-yah he-yah!!! UGH! Next Please!!

Good
1. Pretty dang funny
2. Take somebody down for you

Bad

1. Kinda...not attractive
2. Annoying laugh

And here's a pie chart!

Up next we have Colin Mochrie!

I couldn't find a good picture of him when he was younger:( .... but what if he ALWAYS looked this way.... :o

Yes, We are photoshop masters.....

oh wait, here he is! 

We found Colin to be.....DATEABLE.

He was born in freaking Scotland!! That's so stinking cool! That right there is reason enough to date him, at least for a little while. He then moved to Canada. This smarty-pants graduated high school first in his class. He went through a theatre school and also graduated from there. While he worked on "Whose Line?" he never missed a single episode, that's dedication right there. Something that he could apply to the relationship maybe. Truth be told, this fellow is not really attractive at all. But you still love him anyway. Although, you KNOW I LOVE me some bald men.... so kudos for that...

Good
1.He was born in Scotland
2. He's a little egghead
3. Pretty dang dedicated

Bad
1. Ugly

Read 'em and weep.

Up next we have Ryan Stiles!

We found Ryan to be.... UNKNOWN

Sorry to disappoint, but this man was just too dangfangled confusing to decide if he was dateable or not. There were so many good and not so good qualities about him. Ryan was born in America but then moved to Canada. What is it with all these funny people moving to Canada? He is a high school drop-out so that he could try and get a career in comedy. Come on dude! Just finish it, he was 17 so you know he was close to being done anyway. This could show some problems in your potential relationship, he might have problems with commitment. Ryan is pretty big, stand about 6"6'. So ladies don't worry about him being shorter than you...unless you are a giant.

Good
1. He is tall.
Bad
1. High school drop out

Last one!