Last time on the Dateable Blog, we classified three more of your favorite characters from the series Dragon Ball Z! The adventure continues today, my little fudge muffins, and guess what? IT'S SAIYAN TIME!!! First up we have our favorite bald saiyan.... Nappa!
Mandy thinks Nappa is a sexy beast. He is her ideal man, just so you guys know… she especially loves his bikini style armor. His thighs are delightful.
No, but in all seriousness, we found Nappa.... QUESTIONABLE? (also the above is not true... - Mandy)
What…. Is wrong with this man? He is ordered around by a little kid, albeit the young prince of his deceased race, but still, he is by Vegeta's side, ALWAYS. Until he gets dead. His moustache is pretty epic, and his voice is pretty annoying, he sends too many mixed signals: big and strong, but stupid and annoying. His thighs are as big around as you're whole abdomen, but hey, if that's what you're into...
So in case you lost count:
Good
1. Strong
2. Cool moustache
Bad
1. Annoying
2. Follows a 6 year old around until he's 30...
Traits we won't hold against you (unless you want us to...*wink, wink*)
1. Crazy huge thighs
2. Bikini armor
It's PIE time we had a PIE CHART up in here!!!
So yeah, that dude be questionable... anyways on to the next one!!! On to the next one! Hold up, Freeze! Somebody bring me back some money, please!!!! oh... sorry- spontaneous dance parties going on..... so the next epic dude we have up is (FUTURE) Trunks!!!!!
We are referring to the Trunks that came back from the crazy future when the androids destroyed the world and it was bad and he was epic and had a cool sword. Yeah...not the one that's growing up in the future we see in Dragon Ball Z. Anyways we found future Trunks to be......DATEABLE!!!!
Like his father, his hair be fly. He has a schweet sword and his one and only purpose in life is to bring peace to the world, no matter which dimension. That is dedication, ladies and gents. After he goes back to the future (not the 80s movie) he could totally date you, and you both could fix the world together! How awesome is that? He likes smoothies and long walks on the beach, which makes him perfect boyfriend material. Besides, he's DANG cute. He does have a bowl cut....but to be honest, the verdict is in and he is the only person that could ever pull off a bowl cut. Seriously, people, his hair is PURPLE!!! SO EPIC!! Only bad thing that we can't really confirm might be that he would POSSIBLY have some emotional problems about not having enough time with his father and all of the heroes in his world dying leaving him to fend for the human race virtually by himself (besides his sweet time machine, courtesy of mom), but we can always guess that he is a resilient young lad that will keep the memory of his father in his heart.... or just time travel and see him occasionally.... also just to freak his alternate self out. That would be amusing...
Good
1. Super Cute
2. Epic Sword
3. Dedicated Hero
4. Purple Hair AND Can TOTALLY Pull Off a Bowl Cut
5. Time Travel Abilities
Bad
1. Maybe some emotional baggage...
Just so you know, this next graphic WILL be a pie chart and WILL look like pink Pacman...
So yeah, cute and epic kid, but what about the daddy? Get ready for THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!!!! Vegeta!!
Basically, from the start, he's a BA MoFo. And that’s all you need to know. I mean, look at him rocking this bright pink shirt!
But really, we found Vegeta..... DATEABLE!! He got swag. Although he's really, REALLY, I mean ASTRONOMICALLY arrogant and thinks he knows everything, he's still pretty cool. He usually tries to do stuff by himself, especially at group gatherings, but he eventually joins (well, allies with) the gang more or less reluctantly, as with the other enemies Goku has met in the past that had some sort of morality or conscience (basically all of the "Z-fighters"), and by the end of the series he's definitely a better person. He has a family whom he has "grown fond of", which basically means in his way of speaking, a family that he totally loves hard core and would do anything for them. But, even after settling down, he still maintains his awesomeness. And his hair is fly. Besides, who could forget? IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like to point out, however, .... well....two words... troll doll. Am I wrong? Can you honestly say that? Here:
Now, look me in the eye and tell me there is no resemblance.... go on!... That's what I thought... Although those things are creepy as all get out, the resemblance of creepiness only shows up now and then.... like so:
Yup... If a pictures says a thousand words, this picture tells a tale of everlasting nightmares and horror that you have never yet dreamt of....Or is that just me? It also might be that he was talking to a young child at the time of this shot, but this picture seems inherently creepy...
However he was a pretty cute kid... I mean look at this!!
Awwwww! So incorrigible!!!
So the tally goes:
Good
1. He wore an epic, flowery pink shirt that had us all laughing hysterically
2. Experiences character development (I love me some character development...)
3. Realizes Goku is not as epic as some people make him up to be (see our blog on Goku a-right here)
4. Totally loves his family (so cute!!)
Bad
1. Rather violent
2. He's a straight up rude (yes, rude is a noun here...)
3. Doesn't want to show his true feelings
Traits we won't hold against you (unless you want us to...*wink, wink*)
1. Slightly resembles a troll doll...(if you're into that kind of thing...)
Captain.... there be something on the horizon!!!! PIE CHART, HOOOOOOOO!!!
Come back for the next exciting adventure in The Dateable Blog!!!!
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