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Disney Princes Part 1

Hey there! This week we're talking about the ever popular topic: which Disney prince would be most dateable? We know this has been done a plethora of times, but we figured it was about time we added our humble opinions to the mix. First up, we have Prince Philip from Sleeping Beauty.

Well, Princess Aroura [AKA Briar Rose (AKA Sleeping Beauty)] has gotten herself all up in a mess by falling under a spell and being put to sleep for years and years. The fairies decided that they should just put everyone else to sleep too, so that it's.... fair? I don't really know, but maybe I just need to re-watch it. Anyways, somehow the lovely Prince Philip, who has a stellar singing voice FYI, didn't get put to sleep and has decided to free the princess from the horrible spell... but this guy is familiar... wait just a sec! They've already met! Once upon a dream? Nope, straight up in the forest. He decided to sing along with the princess in a slightly epic, yet slightly terrifying manner. How would you feel if you were jammin' in the woods and some random dude found you and started singing along?

Awkwaaaard.....

I guess it wasn't terrifying, just a little creepy. Although, he was trying to be all friendly and stuff about it, but still... but wait, he was also the kid in the beginning that thought the princess was icky! They are meant to be together, apparently, but neither of them knew that in the forest... So anyways, everyone is asleep, Philip fights the crazy witch/ DRAGON (I'd like to see price Eric do that...) and finally decides to wake up the pretty, pretty princess by kissing her... was it just normal back then to kiss random princesses if they're under a spell? Heck, just people or things in general, like the frog prince? So remember children, if you think someone is under a spell, just lay it on them, and you'll have saved their life!!!... or get a restraining order against you.....

Well, hello there....

We found Prince Philip to be....... DATEABLE. I mean he likes to sing and dance in the forest, that's rather fun and adventurous. It makes him seem like a light-hearted, carefree kind of guy. Heck he'll even dance with his dad!

Aw, so cute! He is super courageous since he freaking killed a crazy powerful witch/ dragon that was breathing fire at him and junk! He probably should have said "hello" to miss Briar Rose before getting all up in her business, so we can see he's a little forward, plus the whole imma-kiss-you-on-the-lips-even-though-you-don't-know-me thing... but it's whatev. He likes to hold conversations with his horse because that's how he rolls. He seems to have some boy-ish charm as well: fun-loving and happy. So let's total the score.
Good:
1. carefree and fun
2. good singer/ dancer
3. brave and adventurous
4. handsome (that just comes with Disney princes, right?)
5. boyish charm
Bad:
1. kind of forward


And since it's the week of Thanksgiving (the US holiday where we pretty much eat because we can and are thankful for it), our pie charts are PIES!!!!!

Well there you have it: a prince that will dance his way into your heart. Next up, we have Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid!

Our princess, Ariel, is a mermaid that lives under the sea in a giant palace not too far from a land kingdom, where we find Prince Eric. He apparently likes to go sailing, since he is out at sea and falls overboard. Ariel, who wishes to be human, saves Prince Eric from drowning and sings to him until he starts to regain consciousness.

What the heck happened to his pants that they got that tatters falling off a ship??

So Eric wants to marry the mystery girl who sang to him and rescued him from drowning. The only problem is, when Ariel finally gets her wish to be human, she sacrificed her voice to Ursula, the giant sea-witch. So he finds Ariel and takes her to his palace where they tal- oh wait... they don't talk... but they do go on a lovely romantic boat ride where they stare at each other and almost kiss. So you would kiss a girl that you just met and has never said a word to you, let alone had a conversation with you? Regardless of laryngitis or whatever he thought might have been going on, isn't that kind of...forward or socially awkward or something? Can we just play this scenario out for a second?

Girl: ....
Boy: So.... seen any good movies lately?
Girl: ....
Boy: Yeah... heh... I uh... I just saw Thor... That was... that was good... *cough*
Girl: ....
Boy: ....
Girl: ....
Boy: *leans over and kisses girl*
Girl: What are you doing!? Stop!!
Boy: Oh... uh ...sorry.. I uh... thought you wanted to....
Girl: I haven't said a thing to you all night and you think that means I want to make out?
Boy:..... The crab told me to!!


Although, I will say the subliminal messages from all the talking animals might have made him act on feelings he may not have acted on otherwise.... and okay, sure we can accept body language as an indicator that Ariel wanted to kiss him I guess. She was making a lot of kissy faces at him... Although, he doesn't know her, so why is he so hyped to kiss her face? They've never even talked about themselves. He JUST found out her name! Okay, i guess he's a dude, and dudes like to kiss pretty girls, so there's always that... but wouldn't it be awkward when she never says anything? Do awkward situations = romantic feelings for Eric? Maybe that's why he doesn't want to marry her... I think the whole scenario is pretty wacked out, but I thought I would rant on it a bit.
 He is pretty romantic, though, for coming up with a moonlit boat ride. Very clever, Eric... plus he was pretty good at talking to Ariel even though she couldn't reply. He used his princely charms to woo her and still add some levity to the situation.
But once Ursula appears with a new body and Ariel's voice, the prince dips out and pursues "Vanessa". Whoa! changing your mind pretty rapidly there huh, princy? I can only assume from this that Eric either a) has no experience with women, or b) has a LOT of experience with women... you're choice. Either way, he thinks he has finally found his perfect woman and wants to marry her. Dang, dump the chick you were just going to kiss for some chick with a sweet pair of vocal chords.... is it just me or is he a little bit flouncy? This fickle guy is trying to find his perfect lady, and ladies usually aren't perfect, so he's going for as close as he can. He knows Vanessa for a really, REALLY short time and they decide to wed. Whoa... this guy is stoked to get married, huh? That, or he just doesn't believe in long relationships if he isn't going to marry the person, and if he is, then it's happening ASAP. 
But Eric is pretty easy going, I mean, when he's with Ariel, he let's her drive the carriage, he just laughs it off when their romantic boat gets flipped over, and he thinks it's funny how she uses all the human things wrong, mostly the pipe when she blows soot and tobacco all over Grimsby... so he also has a sense of humor.

Good:
1. Romantic
2. Pretty charming
3. Easy going
4. Sense of humor
5. Gotta throw in that handsome Disney Prince-ness


Bad: 
1. Perfectionist with women
2. Moves rather quickly in relationships
3. Submits to peer pressure from crabs/ other aquatic animals


So so so so so here is your pie chart my little love muffins!

And there you have it! Join us next time for our next riveting adventure in the Dateable Blog!

WLIIA?

Now honeycakes, I realize that you might be confused by the title of this post. Remember the lovable show "Whose Line is it Anyway?"? Bet you never considered dating one of 'em, huh? I sure hadn't... until this blog. But I now realize that old, funny, balding men need lovin' too, and you could be the one to give it to them. We will begin our search with Drew Carey. Here's a picture of him when he wasn't so old.

We found Drew to be....QUESTIONABLE

Yep, believe or not, that is Drew Carey. He was born and raised in the midwest, Ohio to be exact. Just had to give a shoutout to my home...region? Did you know he was in the Marine Corps Reserves? So maybe this dude could protect you or something. He only went to the marines after he was expelled out of college...twice. But college isn't for everyone, he's pretty successful without a degree. This man could make you laugh, but could he feed you? I don't know. Probably, seeing as how he has a new show like every three freaking years... nope whose line was definately the best of the best... I'm not trying to be judgmental but he isn't that good looking. Which honestly doesn't matter that much in real life, but speaking hypethically, that is the deciding factor. Also did you hear that laugh? I'm sorry, but it sounds like this annoying kid I know from high school... He-yah he-yah he-yah!!! UGH! Next Please!!

Good
1. Pretty dang funny
2. Take somebody down for you

Bad

1. Kinda...not attractive
2. Annoying laugh

And here's a pie chart!

Up next we have Colin Mochrie!

I couldn't find a good picture of him when he was younger:( .... but what if he ALWAYS looked this way.... :o

Yes, We are photoshop masters.....

oh wait, here he is! 

We found Colin to be.....DATEABLE.

He was born in freaking Scotland!! That's so stinking cool! That right there is reason enough to date him, at least for a little while. He then moved to Canada. This smarty-pants graduated high school first in his class. He went through a theatre school and also graduated from there. While he worked on "Whose Line?" he never missed a single episode, that's dedication right there. Something that he could apply to the relationship maybe. Truth be told, this fellow is not really attractive at all. But you still love him anyway. Although, you KNOW I LOVE me some bald men.... so kudos for that...

Good
1.He was born in Scotland
2. He's a little egghead
3. Pretty dang dedicated

Bad
1. Ugly

Read 'em and weep.

Up next we have Ryan Stiles!

We found Ryan to be.... UNKNOWN

Sorry to disappoint, but this man was just too dangfangled confusing to decide if he was dateable or not. There were so many good and not so good qualities about him. Ryan was born in America but then moved to Canada. What is it with all these funny people moving to Canada? He is a high school drop-out so that he could try and get a career in comedy. Come on dude! Just finish it, he was 17 so you know he was close to being done anyway. This could show some problems in your potential relationship, he might have problems with commitment. Ryan is pretty big, stand about 6"6'. So ladies don't worry about him being shorter than you...unless you are a giant.

Good
1. He is tall.
Bad
1. High school drop out

Last one!

DBZ Dateable Saga Part 4 (One Month Anniversary Edition)

It's our one month anniversary!!! Aren't you excited??? We certainly are!! I mean we're freaking like this kid!

And that is an excited child... Anyways...


Last time on the Dateable Blog, we classified three more of your favorite characters from the series Dragon Ball Z! The adventure continues today, my little fudge muffins, and guess what? IT'S SAIYAN TIME!!! First up we have our favorite bald saiyan.... Nappa!

Mandy thinks Nappa is a sexy beast. He is her ideal man, just so you guys know… she especially loves his bikini style armor. His thighs are delightful.


No, but in all seriousness, we found Nappa.... QUESTIONABLE? (also the above is not true... - Mandy)


What…. Is wrong with this man? He is ordered around by a little kid, albeit the young prince of his deceased race, but still, he is by Vegeta's side, ALWAYS. Until he gets dead. His moustache is pretty epic, and his voice is pretty annoying, he sends too many mixed signals: big and strong, but stupid and annoying. His thighs are as big around as you're whole abdomen, but hey, if that's what you're into...


So in case you lost count:


Good
1. Strong
2. Cool moustache


Bad
1. Annoying
2. Follows a 6 year old around until he's 30...


Traits we won't hold against you (unless you want us to...*wink, wink*)
1. Crazy huge thighs
2. Bikini armor


It's PIE time we had a PIE CHART up in here!!!

So yeah, that dude be questionable... anyways on to the next one!!! On to the next one!  Hold up, Freeze! Somebody bring me back some money, please!!!! oh... sorry- spontaneous dance parties going on..... so the next epic dude we have up is (FUTURE) Trunks!!!!!

We are referring to the Trunks that came back from the crazy future when the androids destroyed the world and it was bad and he was epic and had a cool sword. Yeah...not the one that's growing up in the future we see in Dragon Ball Z. Anyways we found future Trunks to be......DATEABLE!!!!


Like his father, his hair be fly. He has a schweet sword and his one and only purpose in life is to bring peace to the world, no matter which dimension. That is dedication, ladies and gents. After he goes back to the future (not the 80s movie) he could totally date you, and you both could fix the world together!  How awesome is that? He likes smoothies and long walks on the beach, which makes him perfect boyfriend material. Besides, he's DANG cute. He does have a bowl cut....but to be honest, the verdict is in and he is the only person that could ever pull off a bowl cut. Seriously, people, his hair is PURPLE!!! SO EPIC!! Only bad thing that we can't really confirm might be that he would POSSIBLY have some emotional problems about not having enough time with his father and all of the heroes in his world dying leaving him to fend for the human race virtually by himself (besides his sweet time machine, courtesy of mom), but we can always guess that he is a resilient young lad that will keep the memory of his father in his heart.... or just time travel and see him occasionally.... also just to freak his alternate self out. That would be amusing...


Good
1. Super Cute
2. Epic Sword
3. Dedicated Hero
4. Purple Hair AND Can TOTALLY Pull Off a Bowl Cut
5. Time Travel Abilities


Bad
1. Maybe some emotional baggage...


Just so you know, this next graphic WILL be a pie chart and WILL look like pink Pacman...

So yeah, cute and epic kid, but what about the daddy? Get ready for THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!!!! Vegeta!!

Basically, from the start, he's a BA MoFo.  And that’s all you need to know. I mean, look at him rocking this bright pink shirt!

But really, we found Vegeta..... DATEABLE!! He got swag.  Although he's really, REALLY, I mean ASTRONOMICALLY arrogant and thinks he knows everything, he's still pretty cool. He usually tries to do stuff by himself, especially at group gatherings, but he eventually joins (well, allies with) the gang more or less reluctantly, as with the other enemies Goku has met in the past that had some sort of morality or conscience (basically all of the "Z-fighters"), and by the end of the series he's definitely a better person. He has a family whom he has "grown fond of", which basically means in his way of speaking, a family that he totally loves hard core and would do anything for them.  But, even after settling down, he still maintains his awesomeness. And his hair is fly. Besides, who could forget?  IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I would like to point out, however, .... well....two words... troll doll. Am I wrong? Can you honestly say that? Here:

Now, look me in the eye and tell me there is no resemblance.... go on!... That's what I thought... Although those things are creepy as all get out, the resemblance of creepiness only shows up now and then.... like so:

Yup... If a pictures says a thousand words, this picture tells a tale of everlasting nightmares and horror that you have never yet dreamt of....Or is that just me? It also might be that he was talking to a young child at the time of this shot, but this picture seems inherently creepy... 


However he was a pretty cute kid... I mean look at this!!

Awwwww! So incorrigible!!!


So the tally goes:


Good
1. He wore an epic, flowery pink shirt that had us all laughing hysterically 
2. Experiences character development (I love me some character development...)
3. Realizes Goku is not as epic as some people make him up to be (see our blog on Goku a-right here)
4. Totally loves his family (so cute!!)


Bad

1. Rather violent
2. He's a straight up rude (yes, rude is a noun here...)
3. Doesn't want to show his true feelings


Traits we won't hold against you (unless you want us to...*wink, wink*)
1. Slightly resembles a troll doll...(if you're into that kind of thing...)


Captain.... there be something on the horizon!!!!  PIE CHART, HOOOOOOOO!!!

Come back for the next exciting adventure in The Dateable Blog!!!!